A couple things for these last few weeks of body cohabitation. . .
1) I understand that you and I may not like the same foods. That does NOT mean you have license to eject the contents of my stomach four times a day.
2) Get your foot out from in between my ribs.
3) I know that you are trying to get me prepared to be awake when I would rather be sleeping (I have done this before) But, waking me up at 4am and not letting me eat or go back to sleep is NOT okay.
4) Just because your brother and sister may have written it on the wall doesn't mean Mommy is okay with it. . .
5) Rather than both of us being uncomfortable for another month please consider coming out before Mommy's birthday.
6) GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY RIBS!!!!!!
Don't worry, I love you Baby Cherise Gnome Reardon. We look forward to meeting you on the outside.





